sin with your body, and you sin as a beast

sin with your mind, and you sin as a man

sin with your soul, and you sin as the angels

sin by fucking a dragon, and god looks down upon you and gives you a thumbs up

 

oylmpians:
“the theory that gritty is just a cyrptid that the Philadelphia flyers captured and made their mascot has been confirmed
”

oylmpians:

the theory that gritty is just a cyrptid that the Philadelphia flyers captured and made their mascot has been confirmed

vampireapologist:

darkbluemint:

vampireapologist:

*takes off my shirt in front of my love interest so she can see all my scars like in an angsty book scene*

Her, delicately tracing them with her fingertips: what……happened to you

Me: WELL that one’s where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-

Why does anyone try to fight a goose?

Sometimes the goose gives you no option

celindrea:

celindrea:

celindrea:

Black Ice Shadow…. is gay.

He’s gay because I’m gay and I want to date him! That’s all there is to it, folks!

i WILL write a self insert fic about this and NONE of you are powerful enough to stop me!