sin with your body, and you sin as a beast

sin with your mind, and you sin as a man

sin with your soul, and you sin as the angels

sin by fucking a dragon, and god looks down upon you and gives you a thumbs up

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Horses exist in zoos, you’re pretty sure. That’s where they, more or less, belong. It’s not like there’s a stable next to the auto shop or something. Are there… wild horses? In…. nature? Presumably, at some point, there must have been. Probably not, anymore.

Oh, the race tracks, though. Duh. They probably have stables. Couldn’t lose twenty thousand wen a day if there weren’t losing horses to bet on.

Horses don’t belong at the gas station, but there’s one here anyways. Its rider is wearing a leather jacket studded with old military medals; what looks like a torso-sized cogwheel, slung over her back like a shield; a broadsword, underneath the cog-shield; and a pair of holo-screen shades.

She dismounts. She slides her card through the machine. The pumps start pumping. The horse sticks out its neck, dips its snout, and begins drinking gasoline directly from the nozzle. The rider holds the spout up to the horse’s mouth, at a bit of an awkward angle.

She meets your eyes, and shrugs. You know how it is.

You don’t know how it is. Later, you will see her on the news, clotheslining a police officer on horseback at seventy miles per hour. You will understand even less, and also, so much more.

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GASOLINE FIST

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TEN THOUSAND DAYS FOR THE SWORD

electrificata:

retroactivebakeries:

electrificata:

Why do they want us to tag our posts so bad now, i already have too many eyes on these suckers

the corporate profit-form is incapable of a true understanding of absence

Retro something i love about you is that after almost a decade of (online) friendship, i still have no fucking clue what youre talking about half the time

lipstickmata:

here is a conversation i had with my father:

me: dad try the leftovers in the fridge they’re so good it’s stuffed heart

dad: AHHHHHH WHAT

dad: BRIDGETTE I ALMOST ATE THAT

me: good eat it it’s really good

dad: THAT IS ONE STEP BELOW CANNIBALISM

me: IT IS NOT THERE ARE NOT STEPS IT IS BINARY

me: AND THAT IS A PIG’S HEART AND YOU ARE LITERALLY EATING SAUSAGE KOLACHE

dad: the heart is what the pig used in order to love

dad: and there are steps

dad: it is not binary

me: how many steps

dad: seven

me: whatever more food for me

and then this morning him and the girls handed me this:

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he is a 50 year old attorney this is how he spent his morning was making this

note he put himself in the first safe zone

pinene:

segamascot:

pinene:

segamascot:

segamascot:

honestly i think i would have had beef with jenny holzer

she’s alive??

i think we should all log off for a while

is that a truism

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eggpla:

eggpla:

“I think I’ve been shadowbanned:((”


Buddy I’ve been on this site nine wretched years and I’ve never gotten more than 17 notes on a post. And I love it here. Get on my level

Hey stop reblogging this assholes

bunjywunjy:

patrickvaill:

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If you don’t propose with this don’t fuckin bother

*me, kneeling with tears in my eyes* WE-haw.