sin with your body, and you sin as a beast
sin with your mind, and you sin as a man
sin with your soul, and you sin as the angels
sin by fucking a dragon, and god looks down upon you and gives you a thumbs up
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Horses exist in zoos, you’re pretty sure. That’s where they, more or less, belong. It’s not like there’s a stable next to the auto shop or something. Are there… wild horses? In…. nature? Presumably, at some point, there must have been. Probably not, anymore.
Oh, the race tracks, though. Duh. They probably have stables. Couldn’t lose twenty thousand wen a day if there weren’t losing horses to bet on.
Horses don’t belong at the gas station, but there’s one here anyways. Its rider is wearing a leather jacket studded with old military medals; what looks like a torso-sized cogwheel, slung over her back like a shield; a broadsword, underneath the cog-shield; and a pair of holo-screen shades.
She dismounts. She slides her card through the machine. The pumps start pumping. The horse sticks out its neck, dips its snout, and begins drinking gasoline directly from the nozzle. The rider holds the spout up to the horse’s mouth, at a bit of an awkward angle.
She meets your eyes, and shrugs. You know how it is.
You don’t know how it is. Later, you will see her on the news, clotheslining a police officer on horseback at seventy miles per hour. You will understand even less, and also, so much more.
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GASOLINE FIST
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TEN THOUSAND DAYS FOR THE SWORD
an endearing footnote in my statistics class textbook :)
18th century tumblr user
Why do they want us to tag our posts so bad now, i already have too many eyes on these suckers
the corporate profit-form is incapable of a true understanding of absence
Retro something i love about you is that after almost a decade of (online) friendship, i still have no fucking clue what youre talking about half the time
here is a conversation i had with my father:
me: dad try the leftovers in the fridge they’re so good it’s stuffed heart
dad: AHHHHHH WHAT
dad: BRIDGETTE I ALMOST ATE THAT
me: good eat it it’s really good
dad: THAT IS ONE STEP BELOW CANNIBALISM
me: IT IS NOT THERE ARE NOT STEPS IT IS BINARY
me: AND THAT IS A PIG’S HEART AND YOU ARE LITERALLY EATING SAUSAGE KOLACHE
dad: the heart is what the pig used in order to love
dad: and there are steps
dad: it is not binary
me: how many steps
dad: seven
me: whatever more food for me
and then this morning him and the girls handed me this:
he is a 50 year old attorney this is how he spent his morning was making this
note he put himself in the first safe zone
honestly i think i would have had beef with jenny holzer
she’s alive??
i think we should all log off for a while
is that a truism
If you don’t propose with this don’t fuckin bother
*me, kneeling with tears in my eyes* WE-haw.